Simply Irresistible (Rachel Gibson)

Summary:
Seven years ago, southern girl Georgeanne Howard ran out of her wedding to hockey mogul Virgil Duffy, and coerced new team captain John Kowalsky to give her a ride to anywhere-but-there. They had a crazy night together, but Georgeanne hasn't seen him since he dropped her off at the airport the next morning, with the intent of her flying home to Texas. Georgeanne stayed in Seattle instead, and is now co-owner of a great catering business. John winds up at one of her events, and is shocked to see her still in town. He's even more shocked to find out that he's got a six-year-old daughter he never knew about. How could Georgeanne keep something like that from him? Will he be able to keep Lexie in his life now that he's found her?

Thoughts:
Holy crap. The idea of the story isn't bad, but the writing kinda is. How Gibson wound up getting a series out of this book is beyond me. The story is stilted and uneven, and if only John and Georgeanne sat down to have a civil conversation, most of their troubles would have been solved in a matter of minutes. Instead, we spend the entire book seeing Georgeanne whine about John never loving her, and John whining about losing his job over Georgeanne, and later Lexie. And the time frame of the book is fairly epic, too. We first see 1976, with Georgeanne as a seven year old who overhears her grandmother being told that she has a "brain dysfunction" and that Georgeanne should just go to charm school because there's nothing else she will ever be good at. Then we jump to 1989, where Georgeanne has done just that and almost marries a creepy old man. And finally we wind up in 1996, where we find out Georgeanne has a kid and a career. She's angst-ridden because of her shitty childhood, and the fact that she kept her child's existence a secret from her father, and all she does is whine about it all. Oh, and she "falls in love" with John immediately. Love at first sight and all. Yeah. Fall for some guy that treats you like crap, and sleeps with you with every intention of never seeing you again. Honestly, of the three Gibson books I've read, this is the worst, which makes sense since it's the first one, but it's flat-out horrible. Oh, and all of the leading men have been team captains, and all of them have retired at the end of the book. Sorry, but that's not actually how it goes. Most teams don't have a different captain every year, though a couple teams have bucked that tradition in the past. But each of the guys in the leading roles have been spoken of as though they'd been captains for years. There must be a bunch of Seattle Chinooks teams in Gibson's world. Also, this book paints Virgil Duffy as a hard sonovabitch, married to an older (read: not twenty-something) woman, but the fourth in the series sees Duffy as a kinder man who takes care of his young (twenty-something) wife for a couple years before he passes away. Pick one, Gibson. Yet somehow, Gibson gets herself a series, and things get better as she goes, thankfully. But boy, I'm not looking forward to reading the second and third books in the series (I've already read four and five, not knowing any better until it was too late.) if they're somewhere in quality between this and "True Love and Other Disasters." A girl can hope, though, right? Oh, and PS, the hockey element is damn near nonexistent in this book. Disappointing.

Book 13 of 50

Pages: 375
Genre: romance
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. There are better ones in the series, and they're obviously not heavy on continuity, so...