Summary:
It's slow again at the bond office, until Stephanie lands a particularly strange skip. A guy was about to go to jail for embezzling millions from an old folks' home when he mysteriously disappears from the hospital treating him for an appendectomy. Steph is charged with finding him, but succeeds in finding that he was in far deeper than anyone knew. Steph has to find the skip, and figure out what's really going on, before someone winds up dead. Oh, and in the meantime, Stephanie is dealing with the idea of actually settling down and the thought of marriage. The first one went south quick, but with the two hunks she's got in her life, maybe she'll actually do okay with it this time around...
Thoughts:
Really good. The tension in the Morelli vs. Ranger conundrum Stephanie is dealing with, and has been for most of the series, is really starting to come to a head. The mystery bits and the romance bits have really evened out, to the point that I've just sat here for several minutes pondering the mashed adjective that would best describe these books. (Romanstery? Mystermance? I didn't get too far.) I've appreciated that the skips Steph has to chase don't seem to get old. Evanovich has found the exact right formula for formula-breaking. She never ceases to make me wonder what exactly Steph is going to have to deal with next. I have found so many times that the mystery stuff becomes a by-rote mechanism with so many other series, where Evanovich is making things interesting and engaging her readers at every turn, which is absolutely not easy to do when you're already eighteen books into a series, twenty-two if you count the "Between the Numbers" books as well.
In finishing this installment of the Plum series, I've actually gone and caught up to the rest of the world. It's been worth the time and effort of it. Truly. It's taken me nearly a year and a half to best the series, (One for the Money's post went up 5/20/12, though I'd finished it some time in April), but keep in mind that I've read thirty-eight other books between the Plum installments. I don't regret reading a single word of it, either. Stephanie Plum drew me into her crazy, car-exploding, felon-chasing, hot-man-filled world, and I'd like to stay please. Now I just have to wait with the masses for the next book to come along. But don't you worry. Once it's out, I'll be all over it! Keep your eyes peeled in November, friends.
Book 24 of 50
Pages: 322
Genre: mystery with a side of romance
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Read the rest first.
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Saturday, July 27, 2013
Saturday, July 20, 2013
No Man of Mine (Rachel Gibson)
Summary:
Sam LeClaire is one of the Seattle Chinooks' bruisers with the body of Adonis. Autumn Haven is a red-headed spitfire event planner who also happens to be Sam's ex-wife. They met in Vegas and drunkly tied the knot after only knowing each other a few days and despite their hasty divorce, they will always be tied together by their son, Connor, the product of that crazy vacation. Autumn hates violence and hockey and Sam's penchant for being the neglectful father. Sam can't remember what he saw in the tiny woman who isn't his type at all. As Sam realizes he's getting older, he also realizes that he hasn't been very good to Connor, and now he's in the fight of his life- fighting to be the best father to his son.
Thoughts:
Predictable. Sadly so. At least there wasn't a big scary life-altering secret that could potentially come out as there was previously. (One was that the team owner was sleeping with a player, one was that a reporter was sleeping with a player, one was that the assistant was sleeping with a player, and one was that the ex-fiance of the owner was sleeping with a player.) And at least the player, Sam in this case, didn't retire after finally confessing his undying love. There IS a marriage proposal, though, and it also starts with a wedding of one of the previous couples. I swear, not a single woman who gets involved with the Chinook organization can help herself when it comes to the players on the team. One way or another, she's going to hook up with a player, even if it could cost her (or the chosen player) could lose her job. This couple, however, didn't have that terror hanging over them. They just had Connor, who might get confused, holding them apart. This was almost the most believable story line from this series, though it was still a little lame. I've wondered at times why I keep reading this series, but the answer becomes clear almost immediately. There's not a whole lot of fictional books that are written about a hockey team. So I push on and deal with it. Sadly.
Book 23 of 50
Pages: 384
Genre: Romance
Grade: C
Would I Recommend?: Meh. There's better ones in the series.
Sam LeClaire is one of the Seattle Chinooks' bruisers with the body of Adonis. Autumn Haven is a red-headed spitfire event planner who also happens to be Sam's ex-wife. They met in Vegas and drunkly tied the knot after only knowing each other a few days and despite their hasty divorce, they will always be tied together by their son, Connor, the product of that crazy vacation. Autumn hates violence and hockey and Sam's penchant for being the neglectful father. Sam can't remember what he saw in the tiny woman who isn't his type at all. As Sam realizes he's getting older, he also realizes that he hasn't been very good to Connor, and now he's in the fight of his life- fighting to be the best father to his son.
Thoughts:
Predictable. Sadly so. At least there wasn't a big scary life-altering secret that could potentially come out as there was previously. (One was that the team owner was sleeping with a player, one was that a reporter was sleeping with a player, one was that the assistant was sleeping with a player, and one was that the ex-fiance of the owner was sleeping with a player.) And at least the player, Sam in this case, didn't retire after finally confessing his undying love. There IS a marriage proposal, though, and it also starts with a wedding of one of the previous couples. I swear, not a single woman who gets involved with the Chinook organization can help herself when it comes to the players on the team. One way or another, she's going to hook up with a player, even if it could cost her (or the chosen player) could lose her job. This couple, however, didn't have that terror hanging over them. They just had Connor, who might get confused, holding them apart. This was almost the most believable story line from this series, though it was still a little lame. I've wondered at times why I keep reading this series, but the answer becomes clear almost immediately. There's not a whole lot of fictional books that are written about a hockey team. So I push on and deal with it. Sadly.
Book 23 of 50
Pages: 384
Genre: Romance
Grade: C
Would I Recommend?: Meh. There's better ones in the series.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Explosive Eighteen (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
Stephanie has just gotten back from a trip to Hawaii. Most people would be relaxed and content after a trip like that. But Stephanie is stuck in anxiety mode. She won't say what happened, but there's a tan line on her left ring finger, and she's not saying why. What's worse, the man that was sitting next to her on the first leg of her journey home winds up dead in an airport trash can, and she's being stalked by several people out to find what he was carrying back to New Jersey with him, a photo that she happens to have thrown out as soon as she got back home. She doesn't know who the person in the photograph is, and can only describe him as a cross between Tom Cruise and Ashton Kutcher. Lula has gone crazy and fallen for the biggest idiot (who also happens to be an FTA) and expects everyone to be okay with that. Joyce Barnhardt, Steph's nemesis who sometimes plays bounty hunter when she feels like it, has gone on the lamb too, but decides her best course of action would be to crash at Stephanie's place. Because that makes sense. Oh, and Morelli and Ranger are not really happy with her. For similar but opposite reasons. If only she could make up her mind...
Thoughts:
The way Ms. E left Seventeen, I couldn't help myself, and had to continue straight on to Eighteen. It did not disappoint. The tension between Steph and her guys is evident from the word go with this one, and watching her dodge all the questions about what happened in Hawaii is fun. I did feel a little like I was missing something when I first started into this one, and ran to Evanovich's website to see if there was a "Between the Numbers" book I had missed, but unless there's a short story or novella floating around that's unlisted on the site, there isn't anything. The whole story comes out as the book unfolds, but there's a few chapters where you're just as curious and confused as Stephanie's family and friends. It seems as though our girl Steph is starting to think about growing up and picking one man to be with. We'll see... Also, with finishing this book, I'm one book away from being completely caught up to this series. I'm going to have to find something else to read now! Horrors!
Book 22 of 50
Pages: 352
Genre: Mystery with romantical bits
Grade: A- for the ambiguity at the beginning.
Would I Recommend?:
Stephanie has just gotten back from a trip to Hawaii. Most people would be relaxed and content after a trip like that. But Stephanie is stuck in anxiety mode. She won't say what happened, but there's a tan line on her left ring finger, and she's not saying why. What's worse, the man that was sitting next to her on the first leg of her journey home winds up dead in an airport trash can, and she's being stalked by several people out to find what he was carrying back to New Jersey with him, a photo that she happens to have thrown out as soon as she got back home. She doesn't know who the person in the photograph is, and can only describe him as a cross between Tom Cruise and Ashton Kutcher. Lula has gone crazy and fallen for the biggest idiot (who also happens to be an FTA) and expects everyone to be okay with that. Joyce Barnhardt, Steph's nemesis who sometimes plays bounty hunter when she feels like it, has gone on the lamb too, but decides her best course of action would be to crash at Stephanie's place. Because that makes sense. Oh, and Morelli and Ranger are not really happy with her. For similar but opposite reasons. If only she could make up her mind...
Thoughts:
The way Ms. E left Seventeen, I couldn't help myself, and had to continue straight on to Eighteen. It did not disappoint. The tension between Steph and her guys is evident from the word go with this one, and watching her dodge all the questions about what happened in Hawaii is fun. I did feel a little like I was missing something when I first started into this one, and ran to Evanovich's website to see if there was a "Between the Numbers" book I had missed, but unless there's a short story or novella floating around that's unlisted on the site, there isn't anything. The whole story comes out as the book unfolds, but there's a few chapters where you're just as curious and confused as Stephanie's family and friends. It seems as though our girl Steph is starting to think about growing up and picking one man to be with. We'll see... Also, with finishing this book, I'm one book away from being completely caught up to this series. I'm going to have to find something else to read now! Horrors!
Book 22 of 50
Pages: 352
Genre: Mystery with romantical bits
Grade: A- for the ambiguity at the beginning.
Would I Recommend?:
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Smokin' Seventeen (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
The bonds office is in desperate need of being rebuilt, and Vinnie is working on it. But there's a minor problem. Bodies keep showing up on the empty lot. Stephanie wants nothing to do with it, but of course Vinnie expects her to figure it out. Morelli's on the case, but it gets much worse when one of the bodies shows up with Stephanie's name attached. Ranger's keeping an eye on the situation too, since he runs security for the bond office. Stephanie is no closer to figuring out which of her two men she loves best, and since she can't make up her mind, her mother decides that a third, more stable option might be best. Dave graduated with Steph, was the star quarterback, and can cook like a dream. Too bad he won't leave her alone. Stephanie's got to figure out who is dumping the bodies, and who she loves best, before she goes crazy.
Thoughts:
The series had gotten into a bit of a lull in the overarching storyline for Stephanie, but this one really starts ramping it back up again. Evanovich's brilliance is nothing new to these eyes, but when she does so well, it's a joy to see. Steph has several steamy scenes with each of her menfolk, and you just can't help but love them both just as much as she does. The body dumping plot is exactly what Steph needs to distract her from her romantic dilemma. And Lula, as always, is spectacularly ridiculous. Just put the weapons away, Lula, and you'll be just fine.
Book 21 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: mystery and romance in equal parts this time around
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Only if you've read the previous 16 books. If you haven't already, what the heck are you waiting for!? Get on it!
The bonds office is in desperate need of being rebuilt, and Vinnie is working on it. But there's a minor problem. Bodies keep showing up on the empty lot. Stephanie wants nothing to do with it, but of course Vinnie expects her to figure it out. Morelli's on the case, but it gets much worse when one of the bodies shows up with Stephanie's name attached. Ranger's keeping an eye on the situation too, since he runs security for the bond office. Stephanie is no closer to figuring out which of her two men she loves best, and since she can't make up her mind, her mother decides that a third, more stable option might be best. Dave graduated with Steph, was the star quarterback, and can cook like a dream. Too bad he won't leave her alone. Stephanie's got to figure out who is dumping the bodies, and who she loves best, before she goes crazy.
Thoughts:
The series had gotten into a bit of a lull in the overarching storyline for Stephanie, but this one really starts ramping it back up again. Evanovich's brilliance is nothing new to these eyes, but when she does so well, it's a joy to see. Steph has several steamy scenes with each of her menfolk, and you just can't help but love them both just as much as she does. The body dumping plot is exactly what Steph needs to distract her from her romantic dilemma. And Lula, as always, is spectacularly ridiculous. Just put the weapons away, Lula, and you'll be just fine.
Book 21 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: mystery and romance in equal parts this time around
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Only if you've read the previous 16 books. If you haven't already, what the heck are you waiting for!? Get on it!
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Bridesmaid Lotto (Rachel Astor)
Summary:
Everyone who knows Josie is telling her that she should enter the Bridesmaid Lotto. The lotto is a contest that gives four women the chance to be a bridesmaid to a well-known celebrity whose hunky future brother-in-law the movie star has just announced that he's single and looking to settle down with the right girl. Josie thinks the whole thing is a ridiculous idea and refuses to enter, though she's always had a crush on the movie star brother-in-law. When the winners are announced, Josie wins a spot in the bridal party, thanks to her overbearing, meddling mother who wants nothing more than to marry Josie off and have more grandchildren in the family. Josie has to deal with her fellow bridesmaids as they get ready for the big day. Rebecca is a snobbish, little-known model, Bobbi-Lynn is a sweet but talkative girl-from-the-sticks, but thankfully Jennifer is a normal IT chick. Josie is all the more anxious about the whole predicament thanks to her incurable klutziness. She even keeps what she calls her "Disaster Diary," filling it with her embarrassing moments, to keep herself grounded as she spends more and more time with New York's "glitterati." Her best work friend makes her his newest styling project, making sure she looks presentable at all the necessary functions, and her long time friend and roommate is completely supportive, despite desperately wanting to win the contest herself. But how will she ever get the hunky movie star to fall for her?
Thoughts:
A tip for those wanting to self-publish: PROOFREAD YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU MAKE IT AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I wanted to pull out a red pen on this book. Thankfully it was on my Kindle so I could resist the urge. One of the worst offenses was when she spelled the movie star's name (Jake Hall) with a 1. It was at the end of an exclamatory sentence, so it turned out to be "Jake Hal1!" I can't even do that when I'm TRYING to do it! If you want to really be respected in the literary world, even in the cheesy realms of romance novels, you absolutely must edit your work. Don't just read it a couple of times yourself. Have a friend proofread it. Step back from your work and read it 3 months down the road, after you've forgotten what you were intending. There were so many is/if/in/us errors, and the "Jake and me" vs. "Jake and I" issues, it was truly distracting. Now, don't get me wrong. The story idea is pretty fun, especially for a romance/chick lit type of book. And it reads VERY quickly. I think I managed the whole thing in a matter of four or five hours at most. But the characters are walking cliches, the plot has more holes than a Dunkin Donuts, and the writing is atrocious. Astor is clearly Mary-Sue-ing her way through this series. Come now, Miss Astor. After clearly stating in your Amazon author bio that at least one of Josie's Disaster Diary entries from each of the three books in the series are real instances from your past, you can't think that you'll hide the fact that your childhood nickname was most likely "Rachel Astor the Disaster." They say right what you know, sure, but at least make it a little less obvious. Please, Miss Astor, stop while you're behind. Thankfully, I downloaded the Kindle version when it was on a free promotion, which looks like it might be a constant thing, as the book was still listed as free the last time I checked, but no guarantees. At least I didn't spend any money on this crap.
Book 19 of 50
Pages: 230, read as an e-book
Genre: Romance/chick lit
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. If you have absolutely nothing else better to read, the book is on free download, and you're not a grammar Nazi, then sure. Otherwise, find something else better that's also free at the moment. I'm sure there's plenty!
Everyone who knows Josie is telling her that she should enter the Bridesmaid Lotto. The lotto is a contest that gives four women the chance to be a bridesmaid to a well-known celebrity whose hunky future brother-in-law the movie star has just announced that he's single and looking to settle down with the right girl. Josie thinks the whole thing is a ridiculous idea and refuses to enter, though she's always had a crush on the movie star brother-in-law. When the winners are announced, Josie wins a spot in the bridal party, thanks to her overbearing, meddling mother who wants nothing more than to marry Josie off and have more grandchildren in the family. Josie has to deal with her fellow bridesmaids as they get ready for the big day. Rebecca is a snobbish, little-known model, Bobbi-Lynn is a sweet but talkative girl-from-the-sticks, but thankfully Jennifer is a normal IT chick. Josie is all the more anxious about the whole predicament thanks to her incurable klutziness. She even keeps what she calls her "Disaster Diary," filling it with her embarrassing moments, to keep herself grounded as she spends more and more time with New York's "glitterati." Her best work friend makes her his newest styling project, making sure she looks presentable at all the necessary functions, and her long time friend and roommate is completely supportive, despite desperately wanting to win the contest herself. But how will she ever get the hunky movie star to fall for her?
Thoughts:
A tip for those wanting to self-publish: PROOFREAD YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU MAKE IT AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I wanted to pull out a red pen on this book. Thankfully it was on my Kindle so I could resist the urge. One of the worst offenses was when she spelled the movie star's name (Jake Hall) with a 1. It was at the end of an exclamatory sentence, so it turned out to be "Jake Hal1!" I can't even do that when I'm TRYING to do it! If you want to really be respected in the literary world, even in the cheesy realms of romance novels, you absolutely must edit your work. Don't just read it a couple of times yourself. Have a friend proofread it. Step back from your work and read it 3 months down the road, after you've forgotten what you were intending. There were so many is/if/in/us errors, and the "Jake and me" vs. "Jake and I" issues, it was truly distracting. Now, don't get me wrong. The story idea is pretty fun, especially for a romance/chick lit type of book. And it reads VERY quickly. I think I managed the whole thing in a matter of four or five hours at most. But the characters are walking cliches, the plot has more holes than a Dunkin Donuts, and the writing is atrocious. Astor is clearly Mary-Sue-ing her way through this series. Come now, Miss Astor. After clearly stating in your Amazon author bio that at least one of Josie's Disaster Diary entries from each of the three books in the series are real instances from your past, you can't think that you'll hide the fact that your childhood nickname was most likely "Rachel Astor the Disaster." They say right what you know, sure, but at least make it a little less obvious. Please, Miss Astor, stop while you're behind. Thankfully, I downloaded the Kindle version when it was on a free promotion, which looks like it might be a constant thing, as the book was still listed as free the last time I checked, but no guarantees. At least I didn't spend any money on this crap.
Book 19 of 50
Pages: 230, read as an e-book
Genre: Romance/chick lit
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. If you have absolutely nothing else better to read, the book is on free download, and you're not a grammar Nazi, then sure. Otherwise, find something else better that's also free at the moment. I'm sure there's plenty!
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Murder for Choir (Joelle Charbonneau)
Summary:
Paige Marshall is an opera singer by trade, and very good at what she does, if only she could land herself another job. Between opera gigs, Paige has accepted a position at North Shore High, as the director of their top glee club, Music in Motion. During their summer choir camp, which is a week-long gearing-up for the choir members and directors where they start learning basic choreography and music for the season, one of the rival glee clubs' directors is murdered, and one of Paige's students is arrested for the crime. She can't believe that the boy did it and takes it upon herself to start her own investigation, which leads her to becoming the killer's next target.
Thoughts:
Solid plot, fun characters, and a light-hearted writing style come together in this first book of a new series, both for me and for the world at large. Charbonneau started the series last year, and has gotten two books into it so far, and I'm hoping she'll have plenty more where this came from. (After a quick web search, she's already through with the second revision of the third in the series. Awesome!) Paige is a strong character, with plenty of spunk and a great personality. The cop is hunky (as usual in these books!) and the friends are great characters too! I won't lie, I called the murderer early, as well as a few other plot details, but there were plenty that were a surprise too. My other half actually stumbled upon the series on a visit to Barnes and Noble recently, and I couldn't deny getting the first in the series. My lack of restraint payed off. I'll definitely be looking into more from this author. She's got a fun voice, and can spin the story just right, so that you don't care that you've figured it out already. It's fun to see all the in-betweens. So getting my hands on other stuff from Charbonneau. Try not to hate me for it!
Book 17 of 50
Pages:
Genre: Mystery/romance/chick lit with a dash of comedy for good luck!
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Heck yes. Jump in while it's still young, and we can enjoy it together!
Paige Marshall is an opera singer by trade, and very good at what she does, if only she could land herself another job. Between opera gigs, Paige has accepted a position at North Shore High, as the director of their top glee club, Music in Motion. During their summer choir camp, which is a week-long gearing-up for the choir members and directors where they start learning basic choreography and music for the season, one of the rival glee clubs' directors is murdered, and one of Paige's students is arrested for the crime. She can't believe that the boy did it and takes it upon herself to start her own investigation, which leads her to becoming the killer's next target.
Thoughts:
Solid plot, fun characters, and a light-hearted writing style come together in this first book of a new series, both for me and for the world at large. Charbonneau started the series last year, and has gotten two books into it so far, and I'm hoping she'll have plenty more where this came from. (After a quick web search, she's already through with the second revision of the third in the series. Awesome!) Paige is a strong character, with plenty of spunk and a great personality. The cop is hunky (as usual in these books!) and the friends are great characters too! I won't lie, I called the murderer early, as well as a few other plot details, but there were plenty that were a surprise too. My other half actually stumbled upon the series on a visit to Barnes and Noble recently, and I couldn't deny getting the first in the series. My lack of restraint payed off. I'll definitely be looking into more from this author. She's got a fun voice, and can spin the story just right, so that you don't care that you've figured it out already. It's fun to see all the in-betweens. So getting my hands on other stuff from Charbonneau. Try not to hate me for it!
Book 17 of 50
Pages:
Genre: Mystery/romance/chick lit with a dash of comedy for good luck!
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Heck yes. Jump in while it's still young, and we can enjoy it together!
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Spying in High Heels (Gemma Halliday)
Summary:
Childrens' shoe designer Madison Springer is late. Her boyfriend, Richard Howe the lawyer, is avoiding her phone calls and Maddie is late. Her last attempt at talking through the situation with Richard begins and ends with him having a meeting with a very dressed-down, un-Richard-looking guy and then immediately cancelling his lunch date with Maddie. Several days later, she still hasn't spoken to him, and winds up searching Richard's empty apartment. Mr. Un-Richard shows up, does a search of his own, and leaves with nothing. Only after Maddie runs into him again does she find out that Mr. Un-Richard is Jack Ramirez, hunky cop in charge of Richard's case, and that Richard was probably involved in some creative accounting, and possibly a couple of murders. Maddie can't believe that Richard is involved with any of that and sets out to prove that he's not who Ramirez thinks Richard is. The only trouble is, Maddie doesn't really know much about Richard, and Ramirez is a total stud muffin. Will Maddie be able to keep her head straight, while trying to get the courage to find out if she's actually pregnant?
Thoughts:
Ramirez is delicious. Maddie is fun, though a little scatterbrained and naive. The book follows Maddie as she finds out exactly how little she knows about Richard, and while it's slightly depressing for Maddie herself, her life is the train wreck you can't look away from. Halliday writes it in a way that you can't help but feel for Maddie as her world crumbles around her. Granted, I guessed as much on a lot of the outcomes of the story, but the story was engaging enough that it didn't bother me to know exactly who the killer was, or how the Richard situation was going to play out. It's a series that I'll be delving into more, as soon as I can get my hands on the books, that's for sure.
Book 16 of 50
Pages: 250, read as an e-book
Genre: Mystery, comedy, and romance, in nearly equal parts
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: YES. It's fun, funny, and it sucks you into Madison's world pretty darn easily.
Childrens' shoe designer Madison Springer is late. Her boyfriend, Richard Howe the lawyer, is avoiding her phone calls and Maddie is late. Her last attempt at talking through the situation with Richard begins and ends with him having a meeting with a very dressed-down, un-Richard-looking guy and then immediately cancelling his lunch date with Maddie. Several days later, she still hasn't spoken to him, and winds up searching Richard's empty apartment. Mr. Un-Richard shows up, does a search of his own, and leaves with nothing. Only after Maddie runs into him again does she find out that Mr. Un-Richard is Jack Ramirez, hunky cop in charge of Richard's case, and that Richard was probably involved in some creative accounting, and possibly a couple of murders. Maddie can't believe that Richard is involved with any of that and sets out to prove that he's not who Ramirez thinks Richard is. The only trouble is, Maddie doesn't really know much about Richard, and Ramirez is a total stud muffin. Will Maddie be able to keep her head straight, while trying to get the courage to find out if she's actually pregnant?
Thoughts:
Ramirez is delicious. Maddie is fun, though a little scatterbrained and naive. The book follows Maddie as she finds out exactly how little she knows about Richard, and while it's slightly depressing for Maddie herself, her life is the train wreck you can't look away from. Halliday writes it in a way that you can't help but feel for Maddie as her world crumbles around her. Granted, I guessed as much on a lot of the outcomes of the story, but the story was engaging enough that it didn't bother me to know exactly who the killer was, or how the Richard situation was going to play out. It's a series that I'll be delving into more, as soon as I can get my hands on the books, that's for sure.
Book 16 of 50
Pages: 250, read as an e-book
Genre: Mystery, comedy, and romance, in nearly equal parts
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: YES. It's fun, funny, and it sucks you into Madison's world pretty darn easily.
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Wicked Business (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
Lizzy Tucker is a cupcake baker. That's all she wants to be. But Diesel, a magically inclined guy who says Lizzy's got a gift, keeps drawing her into his adventures, because she's one of two people in the world that can find magical objects. This time around, he's after another of the seven stones linked to the seven deadly sins. This time, they're after the Lust stone, and they need to find it before Diesel's handsome-but-creepy cousin, Wulf, gets it first. Add to the mix a cast of nuts: Glo is Lizzy's friend and a wannabe witch still looking for love; Hatchet is a medieval cosplaying weirdo Wulf recruited only because he's the OTHER magical object finder; Anarchy is the legitimately insane woman with no help finding the stone except to follow any clues she can find. Happy hunting, Lizzy and Diesel!
Thoughts:
Not bad. Solid story, some good twists at the end. And I'm digging Anarchy's addition to the series. She's made things crazier than ever. I will say, Glo still reads like Lula from the Numbers series. Hatchet drives me nuts, in a scared for the other characters kind of way. I'm fairly sure he's not going anywhere, but he's really not a nice person... Then again, that just means he's written well. Which I completely expect from Ms. Evanovich at this point. And boy, is she good at the sexual tension business. Lizzy and Diesel WANT to hook up, but they can't, for magical reasons. But they think about it real hard. Overall, not a bad addition to the series. I'm looking forward to more from this pair, but that could just be because I really like Diesel.
Book 14 of 50
Pages: 308
Genre: mystery, fantasy, and a touch of romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Yup. Read the Plum between the numbers books first, or at the very least "Wicked Appetite" and you'll be caught up.
Lizzy Tucker is a cupcake baker. That's all she wants to be. But Diesel, a magically inclined guy who says Lizzy's got a gift, keeps drawing her into his adventures, because she's one of two people in the world that can find magical objects. This time around, he's after another of the seven stones linked to the seven deadly sins. This time, they're after the Lust stone, and they need to find it before Diesel's handsome-but-creepy cousin, Wulf, gets it first. Add to the mix a cast of nuts: Glo is Lizzy's friend and a wannabe witch still looking for love; Hatchet is a medieval cosplaying weirdo Wulf recruited only because he's the OTHER magical object finder; Anarchy is the legitimately insane woman with no help finding the stone except to follow any clues she can find. Happy hunting, Lizzy and Diesel!
Thoughts:
Not bad. Solid story, some good twists at the end. And I'm digging Anarchy's addition to the series. She's made things crazier than ever. I will say, Glo still reads like Lula from the Numbers series. Hatchet drives me nuts, in a scared for the other characters kind of way. I'm fairly sure he's not going anywhere, but he's really not a nice person... Then again, that just means he's written well. Which I completely expect from Ms. Evanovich at this point. And boy, is she good at the sexual tension business. Lizzy and Diesel WANT to hook up, but they can't, for magical reasons. But they think about it real hard. Overall, not a bad addition to the series. I'm looking forward to more from this pair, but that could just be because I really like Diesel.
Book 14 of 50
Pages: 308
Genre: mystery, fantasy, and a touch of romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Yup. Read the Plum between the numbers books first, or at the very least "Wicked Appetite" and you'll be caught up.
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Simply Irresistible (Rachel Gibson)
Summary:
Seven years ago, southern girl Georgeanne Howard ran out of her wedding to hockey mogul Virgil Duffy, and coerced new team captain John Kowalsky to give her a ride to anywhere-but-there. They had a crazy night together, but Georgeanne hasn't seen him since he dropped her off at the airport the next morning, with the intent of her flying home to Texas. Georgeanne stayed in Seattle instead, and is now co-owner of a great catering business. John winds up at one of her events, and is shocked to see her still in town. He's even more shocked to find out that he's got a six-year-old daughter he never knew about. How could Georgeanne keep something like that from him? Will he be able to keep Lexie in his life now that he's found her?
Thoughts:
Holy crap. The idea of the story isn't bad, but the writing kinda is. How Gibson wound up getting a series out of this book is beyond me. The story is stilted and uneven, and if only John and Georgeanne sat down to have a civil conversation, most of their troubles would have been solved in a matter of minutes. Instead, we spend the entire book seeing Georgeanne whine about John never loving her, and John whining about losing his job over Georgeanne, and later Lexie. And the time frame of the book is fairly epic, too. We first see 1976, with Georgeanne as a seven year old who overhears her grandmother being told that she has a "brain dysfunction" and that Georgeanne should just go to charm school because there's nothing else she will ever be good at. Then we jump to 1989, where Georgeanne has done just that and almost marries a creepy old man. And finally we wind up in 1996, where we find out Georgeanne has a kid and a career. She's angst-ridden because of her shitty childhood, and the fact that she kept her child's existence a secret from her father, and all she does is whine about it all. Oh, and she "falls in love" with John immediately. Love at first sight and all. Yeah. Fall for some guy that treats you like crap, and sleeps with you with every intention of never seeing you again. Honestly, of the three Gibson books I've read, this is the worst, which makes sense since it's the first one, but it's flat-out horrible. Oh, and all of the leading men have been team captains, and all of them have retired at the end of the book. Sorry, but that's not actually how it goes. Most teams don't have a different captain every year, though a couple teams have bucked that tradition in the past. But each of the guys in the leading roles have been spoken of as though they'd been captains for years. There must be a bunch of Seattle Chinooks teams in Gibson's world. Also, this book paints Virgil Duffy as a hard sonovabitch, married to an older (read: not twenty-something) woman, but the fourth in the series sees Duffy as a kinder man who takes care of his young (twenty-something) wife for a couple years before he passes away. Pick one, Gibson. Yet somehow, Gibson gets herself a series, and things get better as she goes, thankfully. But boy, I'm not looking forward to reading the second and third books in the series (I've already read four and five, not knowing any better until it was too late.) if they're somewhere in quality between this and "True Love and Other Disasters." A girl can hope, though, right? Oh, and PS, the hockey element is damn near nonexistent in this book. Disappointing.
Book 13 of 50
Pages: 375
Genre: romance
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. There are better ones in the series, and they're obviously not heavy on continuity, so...
Seven years ago, southern girl Georgeanne Howard ran out of her wedding to hockey mogul Virgil Duffy, and coerced new team captain John Kowalsky to give her a ride to anywhere-but-there. They had a crazy night together, but Georgeanne hasn't seen him since he dropped her off at the airport the next morning, with the intent of her flying home to Texas. Georgeanne stayed in Seattle instead, and is now co-owner of a great catering business. John winds up at one of her events, and is shocked to see her still in town. He's even more shocked to find out that he's got a six-year-old daughter he never knew about. How could Georgeanne keep something like that from him? Will he be able to keep Lexie in his life now that he's found her?
Thoughts:
Holy crap. The idea of the story isn't bad, but the writing kinda is. How Gibson wound up getting a series out of this book is beyond me. The story is stilted and uneven, and if only John and Georgeanne sat down to have a civil conversation, most of their troubles would have been solved in a matter of minutes. Instead, we spend the entire book seeing Georgeanne whine about John never loving her, and John whining about losing his job over Georgeanne, and later Lexie. And the time frame of the book is fairly epic, too. We first see 1976, with Georgeanne as a seven year old who overhears her grandmother being told that she has a "brain dysfunction" and that Georgeanne should just go to charm school because there's nothing else she will ever be good at. Then we jump to 1989, where Georgeanne has done just that and almost marries a creepy old man. And finally we wind up in 1996, where we find out Georgeanne has a kid and a career. She's angst-ridden because of her shitty childhood, and the fact that she kept her child's existence a secret from her father, and all she does is whine about it all. Oh, and she "falls in love" with John immediately. Love at first sight and all. Yeah. Fall for some guy that treats you like crap, and sleeps with you with every intention of never seeing you again. Honestly, of the three Gibson books I've read, this is the worst, which makes sense since it's the first one, but it's flat-out horrible. Oh, and all of the leading men have been team captains, and all of them have retired at the end of the book. Sorry, but that's not actually how it goes. Most teams don't have a different captain every year, though a couple teams have bucked that tradition in the past. But each of the guys in the leading roles have been spoken of as though they'd been captains for years. There must be a bunch of Seattle Chinooks teams in Gibson's world. Also, this book paints Virgil Duffy as a hard sonovabitch, married to an older (read: not twenty-something) woman, but the fourth in the series sees Duffy as a kinder man who takes care of his young (twenty-something) wife for a couple years before he passes away. Pick one, Gibson. Yet somehow, Gibson gets herself a series, and things get better as she goes, thankfully. But boy, I'm not looking forward to reading the second and third books in the series (I've already read four and five, not knowing any better until it was too late.) if they're somewhere in quality between this and "True Love and Other Disasters." A girl can hope, though, right? Oh, and PS, the hockey element is damn near nonexistent in this book. Disappointing.
Book 13 of 50
Pages: 375
Genre: romance
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. There are better ones in the series, and they're obviously not heavy on continuity, so...
Saturday, April 27, 2013
The Real Macaw (Donna Andrews)
First, let me apologize for my lateness in posting this one. I'll do better next week, I promise!
On to the book!
Summary:
Meg and Michael are kept running with their two boisterous twin boys, only a few months old now. And of course, because Meg doesn't have nearly enough to do with a set of screaming twins, her father, grandfather, and brother decide to make her house the base of operations for a clandestine clearing of the town animal shelter. Dozens of cats, dogs, and even a bad-mouthed macaw have invaded her living room after the shelter announced euthanizations due to a lack of town funds. The animal rights group, led by the men in Meg's family, couldn't let such a thing stand, and take advantage of Meg's inability to say no YET again. Oh, and someone from the group gets murdered on his way to the pick-up site. Oops. And to top it all off, there's scandal brewing in Town Hall and Meg, the nosy woman she is, has to get to the bottom of it.
Thoughts:
Standard practice in the Meg Langslow book series. Meg's family find something to involve themselves in, they use her space to lead the revolution (not their own, because that would be far too considerate), and then someone gets killed in relation to whatever project this happens to be. The more I read the Langslow books, the more I think that she's a huge pushover. Sure, she gets things done, and they're usually good for a laugh. But Meg's always having people invade her space to do something that she doesn't much care about. I don't like that her family doesn't seem to have any respect for her or her new family, and does whatever it is that they want. But as I said, these are usually good for a laugh and a cringe and a "thank GOD my family isn't like that."
Book 11 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: mystery
Grade: B
Would I Recommend?: Sure, why not.
Meg and Michael are kept running with their two boisterous twin boys, only a few months old now. And of course, because Meg doesn't have nearly enough to do with a set of screaming twins, her father, grandfather, and brother decide to make her house the base of operations for a clandestine clearing of the town animal shelter. Dozens of cats, dogs, and even a bad-mouthed macaw have invaded her living room after the shelter announced euthanizations due to a lack of town funds. The animal rights group, led by the men in Meg's family, couldn't let such a thing stand, and take advantage of Meg's inability to say no YET again. Oh, and someone from the group gets murdered on his way to the pick-up site. Oops. And to top it all off, there's scandal brewing in Town Hall and Meg, the nosy woman she is, has to get to the bottom of it.
Thoughts:
Standard practice in the Meg Langslow book series. Meg's family find something to involve themselves in, they use her space to lead the revolution (not their own, because that would be far too considerate), and then someone gets killed in relation to whatever project this happens to be. The more I read the Langslow books, the more I think that she's a huge pushover. Sure, she gets things done, and they're usually good for a laugh. But Meg's always having people invade her space to do something that she doesn't much care about. I don't like that her family doesn't seem to have any respect for her or her new family, and does whatever it is that they want. But as I said, these are usually good for a laugh and a cringe and a "thank GOD my family isn't like that."
Book 11 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: mystery
Grade: B
Would I Recommend?: Sure, why not.
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Body Check (Deirdre Martin)
Summary:
Janna MacNeil is the new publicist for the New York Blades, a hockey team filled to bursting with bad boys who have no qualms about tainting hockey's greatest prize, the Stanley Cup, to a strip club with them. Janna is hired to clean up after this and countless other messes. Ty Gallagher is the captain of the Blades, and has a stubborn streak wider than most. Janna needs to wrangle Ty and the rest of the Blades while they make another run for the Cup under the watchful eye of the Blades' parent company Kidco. Can Janna manage to get Ty and the Blades to play by Kidco's rules?
Thoughts:
I'm a big hockey fan. It's semi-recent, but I'm very enthusiastic about it nonetheless. When I found out there were a couple of romance series out there that were hockey-related, I was looking forward to getting into them. I started the Rachel Gibson series a while ago, and not in the right order (which I hate doing), and then found that Deirdre Martin has one too. I jumped right into getting the first of the Martin series, and was really excited. Note the word "was." It started out pretty okay, though you could see Janna was going to hook up with Ty from a mile away. But I pushed on. And then the first seduction scene started happening, and I thought, "No! This is too soon! It reads like a daydream! What are you doing?" But by that point, they were already doing it on the kitchen floor. Seriously, people? You know each other a month, and you're down and dirty on the floor? Seriously?? I tried to like the book. I WANTED to like it. The hockey talk reads like a fan wrote it, thank God. But the pacing was just WRONG. There's a quote on the front of the book from a Millie Criswell, who seems to have her own bestseller called "Mad about Mia," who is quoted as saying "Fun, fast-paced and sexy... a dazzling debut." Okay, I get the sexy, thanks to the overabundance of sex throughout. The fun is stretching it a bit. Janna agonizes about the relationship and that they need to keep it secret or she'll get fired. She agonizes about her best friend almost being raped by one of the players on the team. She agonizes about the asshole guy she works with who nearly forces her out of the job. She agonizes about not being good enough to actually HAVE her job in the first place. She agonizes about falling for Ty and him not returning her feelings. Oh, and there's hockey. I don't see the agonizing and whining as being "fun," but maybe Millie likes her main characters to constantly be in agony. The "fast-paced" part is completely accurate, though. It was so fast, that I didn't realize until at least two-thirds of the way through the book that we were looking at months and months of time between page 1 and page 325, not just a few weeks. Because Martin only notes the passage of time when she feels like it. She hardly shows that it's gone from October to December until suddenly there's a Christmas party. And a mere fifty pages later, it's suddenly April. And then it's June. Where has the time gone? I have no idea how long these two were actually together before they inevitably broke up (because every "good" romance novel has a break-up) and then finally get back together. And while the story is written from Janna's and Ty's point of view, you never get to really see what Ty's thinking because he fights his feelings at every turn. So the ending, which I won't be horrible and spoil, comes so out of left field, that you can't believe it's happened, and then there they are with the happily ever after. Since this is obviously a first novel for Martin, (I say obviously because the amateurish plot line screams "new writer!") I'm tempted to find book two, in the hopes that maybe she's gotten better. But it's hard to get myself around to the idea. This one was just HORRIBLY paced, and when something throws your mind out of the plot like this writing did, it's tough to get into reading more. Fingers crossed, Ms. Martin. You get one more shot.
Book 7 of 50
Pages: 325
Genre: romance, with a lot of hockey
Grade: C
Would I Recommend?: Meh. It's better hockey than the Gibson series, but far worse romance... Which is more important?
Janna MacNeil is the new publicist for the New York Blades, a hockey team filled to bursting with bad boys who have no qualms about tainting hockey's greatest prize, the Stanley Cup, to a strip club with them. Janna is hired to clean up after this and countless other messes. Ty Gallagher is the captain of the Blades, and has a stubborn streak wider than most. Janna needs to wrangle Ty and the rest of the Blades while they make another run for the Cup under the watchful eye of the Blades' parent company Kidco. Can Janna manage to get Ty and the Blades to play by Kidco's rules?
Thoughts:
I'm a big hockey fan. It's semi-recent, but I'm very enthusiastic about it nonetheless. When I found out there were a couple of romance series out there that were hockey-related, I was looking forward to getting into them. I started the Rachel Gibson series a while ago, and not in the right order (which I hate doing), and then found that Deirdre Martin has one too. I jumped right into getting the first of the Martin series, and was really excited. Note the word "was." It started out pretty okay, though you could see Janna was going to hook up with Ty from a mile away. But I pushed on. And then the first seduction scene started happening, and I thought, "No! This is too soon! It reads like a daydream! What are you doing?" But by that point, they were already doing it on the kitchen floor. Seriously, people? You know each other a month, and you're down and dirty on the floor? Seriously?? I tried to like the book. I WANTED to like it. The hockey talk reads like a fan wrote it, thank God. But the pacing was just WRONG. There's a quote on the front of the book from a Millie Criswell, who seems to have her own bestseller called "Mad about Mia," who is quoted as saying "Fun, fast-paced and sexy... a dazzling debut." Okay, I get the sexy, thanks to the overabundance of sex throughout. The fun is stretching it a bit. Janna agonizes about the relationship and that they need to keep it secret or she'll get fired. She agonizes about her best friend almost being raped by one of the players on the team. She agonizes about the asshole guy she works with who nearly forces her out of the job. She agonizes about not being good enough to actually HAVE her job in the first place. She agonizes about falling for Ty and him not returning her feelings. Oh, and there's hockey. I don't see the agonizing and whining as being "fun," but maybe Millie likes her main characters to constantly be in agony. The "fast-paced" part is completely accurate, though. It was so fast, that I didn't realize until at least two-thirds of the way through the book that we were looking at months and months of time between page 1 and page 325, not just a few weeks. Because Martin only notes the passage of time when she feels like it. She hardly shows that it's gone from October to December until suddenly there's a Christmas party. And a mere fifty pages later, it's suddenly April. And then it's June. Where has the time gone? I have no idea how long these two were actually together before they inevitably broke up (because every "good" romance novel has a break-up) and then finally get back together. And while the story is written from Janna's and Ty's point of view, you never get to really see what Ty's thinking because he fights his feelings at every turn. So the ending, which I won't be horrible and spoil, comes so out of left field, that you can't believe it's happened, and then there they are with the happily ever after. Since this is obviously a first novel for Martin, (I say obviously because the amateurish plot line screams "new writer!") I'm tempted to find book two, in the hopes that maybe she's gotten better. But it's hard to get myself around to the idea. This one was just HORRIBLY paced, and when something throws your mind out of the plot like this writing did, it's tough to get into reading more. Fingers crossed, Ms. Martin. You get one more shot.
Book 7 of 50
Pages: 325
Genre: romance, with a lot of hockey
Grade: C
Would I Recommend?: Meh. It's better hockey than the Gibson series, but far worse romance... Which is more important?
Saturday, March 2, 2013
True Love and Other Disasters (Rachel Gibson)
Summary:
Faith Duffy just lost her husband. Her eighty-one year old husband. And she's thirty. Yup. She's a former stripper turned Playboy centerfold, and suddenly, she's the owner of a NHL hockey team, thanks to Virgil, her dearly departed hubby. Here's the thing... She knows nothing about hockey. She wants to sell the team to her stepson, but Landon is such a prick, she can't stomach handing the team over to him, so now she's got to learn everything about hockey so she doesn't screw up the Chinooks. Tyson Savage (said "sah-vahge" for some dumb reason) is the Chinooks' new captain, only on the team for a little while after their last captain got into a horrific car crash and can no longer play. Ty is the kind of guy that always looks pissed off. He and Faith have to spend some extra time together thanks to a stupid ad campaign that he hates that puts the new captain and the new owner right in the center of the media storm. The trouble comes when they start spending more time together outside the arena...
Thoughts:
Not too bad. As a hockey fan who's still learning things, this was good. This is book four of a series that I've already read book five of- whoops!- and I enjoyed that one. I'm trying to get my hands on book one, but it's apparently lost in the mail. Lucky me. Most of the time, I loved the book. It's a little bit funny, and a lot of romantic tension, but there was one thing that really bugged me, nit-picky as it is. Gibson called the timed sections of the hockey game "frames." They're called periods, lady. As far as I can remember, she called it a period once. In three hundred and sixty-eight pages of story, she used the correct word ONCE. If you're going to write a book about hockey, that's something you should be damn sure to get right. If you Google "hockey frames," you get a bunch of ads for photo frames. Not talk about what happened in a frame of hockey. Nope. Ah, but here I go rambling again. The book is a light read, and other than the stupid "frame" business, it got most of the stuff about hockey right. Book five (Nothing But Trouble) is what helped me really get into hockey because it let me into the world a little more than just watching a game does, and this one is very similar in that respect. Sure, it's a cheesy romance novel. Expect the standard plot you find in every other romance. But the hockey elements make it more interesting. So if you're into hockey, or if you're trying to be for the benefit of a friend or significant other, read the series. It'll help your understanding more than you realize. I speak from experience.
Book 4 of 50
Pages: 368
Genre: Romance, plus hockey!
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Sure! Especially if you're a hockey fan.
Faith Duffy just lost her husband. Her eighty-one year old husband. And she's thirty. Yup. She's a former stripper turned Playboy centerfold, and suddenly, she's the owner of a NHL hockey team, thanks to Virgil, her dearly departed hubby. Here's the thing... She knows nothing about hockey. She wants to sell the team to her stepson, but Landon is such a prick, she can't stomach handing the team over to him, so now she's got to learn everything about hockey so she doesn't screw up the Chinooks. Tyson Savage (said "sah-vahge" for some dumb reason) is the Chinooks' new captain, only on the team for a little while after their last captain got into a horrific car crash and can no longer play. Ty is the kind of guy that always looks pissed off. He and Faith have to spend some extra time together thanks to a stupid ad campaign that he hates that puts the new captain and the new owner right in the center of the media storm. The trouble comes when they start spending more time together outside the arena...
Thoughts:
Not too bad. As a hockey fan who's still learning things, this was good. This is book four of a series that I've already read book five of- whoops!- and I enjoyed that one. I'm trying to get my hands on book one, but it's apparently lost in the mail. Lucky me. Most of the time, I loved the book. It's a little bit funny, and a lot of romantic tension, but there was one thing that really bugged me, nit-picky as it is. Gibson called the timed sections of the hockey game "frames." They're called periods, lady. As far as I can remember, she called it a period once. In three hundred and sixty-eight pages of story, she used the correct word ONCE. If you're going to write a book about hockey, that's something you should be damn sure to get right. If you Google "hockey frames," you get a bunch of ads for photo frames. Not talk about what happened in a frame of hockey. Nope. Ah, but here I go rambling again. The book is a light read, and other than the stupid "frame" business, it got most of the stuff about hockey right. Book five (Nothing But Trouble) is what helped me really get into hockey because it let me into the world a little more than just watching a game does, and this one is very similar in that respect. Sure, it's a cheesy romance novel. Expect the standard plot you find in every other romance. But the hockey elements make it more interesting. So if you're into hockey, or if you're trying to be for the benefit of a friend or significant other, read the series. It'll help your understanding more than you realize. I speak from experience.
Book 4 of 50
Pages: 368
Genre: Romance, plus hockey!
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Sure! Especially if you're a hockey fan.
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Build a Man (Talli Roland)
Summary:
Serenity is an American in London for the first time. She found a job at a Botox clinic, and started hooking up with the doctor. She moved in with Peter, and has been living with him for nearly all of her stay in London so far. She's a budding writer, hoping to get into the world of tabloid writing. Yes, really. She pitches story after Botox-related story to the London tabloids she adores, getting shot down every single time. But when Jeremy walks into the office for a complete overhaul, she knows this is her time. She sends a pitch about a man going under the knife to every tabloid she can think of, including the Daily Planet (yup, Roland ripped off Superman's day job and made it a tabloid), the biggest, raunchiest tabloid paper of them all. She lands the column, writing for free in the hopes that she'll get the staff job that's opening up at the Planet. If she does a great job with her column, called Build a Man (shocker!), the job is hers. But she can't tell Jeremy she's writing the story, nor Peter, and she'll be writing under a pseudonym so she's not found out. Piece of cake!
Thoughts:
Ugh. Seriously. UGH. This book is not worth the download time, let alone the price it might cost you. (A measly 99 cents for the Kindle as of this writing. I downloaded it when it was free, thank God.) As a product of the Fan Fiction world, I've read some roiling piles of crap before. This is one of them. One of the terms from that world that has stuck with me is the "Mary Sue." A Mary Sue is a character that is very much like the author, and she's thrown into a fandom world like the Potter series or the Lord of the Rings series, and she's paired with the most attractive of the series' characters, as though Harry Potter would turn up his nose at Ginny Weasley in favor of Mary Sue Smith, an American transfer student that showed up in the middle of fifth year. Why, of course! (The male equivalent was "Gary Stew/Stu," if I recall correctly.) I bring all this up because the Serenity character is so very much a Mary Sue, she's even NAMED horribly. Serenity is one of those names that you only WISH you could have, because it's so pretty and wonderful... So very Mary-Sue-ish. Oh, and the worst part is that when I checked the Amazon website to see exactly how many crappy pages this sad, slow, horrible death of a book were, I read the words that confirmed my Mary Sue suspicions in the "From the Author" section: "This novel holds a special place in my heart, since the main character, Serenity, experiences many of the same feelings I did when I first moved to England from Canada. Everything seemed so different and strange, yet exciting -- a whole new world of potential opening up. Like Serenity, I also worked as a receptionist in a place where London's wealthy women flocked for Botox, and I couldn't help being shocked at the amount of money they shelled out each visit." She openly admits to the Mary-Sue-dom of the story, and is completely unapologetic about it, even going on to say that she identifies with the character's feelings. Hello!! You wrote the damn thing! Of course you identify with it! This book is entirely predictable. Of course she's going to get the guy in the end. She's the book heroine. It doesn't matter that she wrote a story about him without his knowledge, or that she made him a laughing stock, or that because he went under the knife, (despite having serious reservations on the day of the surgery) he wound up having some brain damage. None of that matters, because they love each other and love will out in the end. Oh yes. That she lied to him through most of their existence together is no big deal, right? Ugh. And somehow, this book actually got a sequel. So not even bothering! DO NOT waste your time on this pile of horse manure unless you're only out for annoying protagonists who wound up getting a happy ending, no matter how horrible a person she is, or if you're looking for the stupidest, most predictable plot line that hundreds of romance writers have followed for decades. SKIP IT!
Book 57 of 70
Pages: 308, read as an e-book
Genre: chick lit, romance
Grade: F-
Would I Recommend?: No. Don't even waste the download time when the book is free. Seriously. Don't bother.
Serenity is an American in London for the first time. She found a job at a Botox clinic, and started hooking up with the doctor. She moved in with Peter, and has been living with him for nearly all of her stay in London so far. She's a budding writer, hoping to get into the world of tabloid writing. Yes, really. She pitches story after Botox-related story to the London tabloids she adores, getting shot down every single time. But when Jeremy walks into the office for a complete overhaul, she knows this is her time. She sends a pitch about a man going under the knife to every tabloid she can think of, including the Daily Planet (yup, Roland ripped off Superman's day job and made it a tabloid), the biggest, raunchiest tabloid paper of them all. She lands the column, writing for free in the hopes that she'll get the staff job that's opening up at the Planet. If she does a great job with her column, called Build a Man (shocker!), the job is hers. But she can't tell Jeremy she's writing the story, nor Peter, and she'll be writing under a pseudonym so she's not found out. Piece of cake!
Thoughts:
Ugh. Seriously. UGH. This book is not worth the download time, let alone the price it might cost you. (A measly 99 cents for the Kindle as of this writing. I downloaded it when it was free, thank God.) As a product of the Fan Fiction world, I've read some roiling piles of crap before. This is one of them. One of the terms from that world that has stuck with me is the "Mary Sue." A Mary Sue is a character that is very much like the author, and she's thrown into a fandom world like the Potter series or the Lord of the Rings series, and she's paired with the most attractive of the series' characters, as though Harry Potter would turn up his nose at Ginny Weasley in favor of Mary Sue Smith, an American transfer student that showed up in the middle of fifth year. Why, of course! (The male equivalent was "Gary Stew/Stu," if I recall correctly.) I bring all this up because the Serenity character is so very much a Mary Sue, she's even NAMED horribly. Serenity is one of those names that you only WISH you could have, because it's so pretty and wonderful... So very Mary-Sue-ish. Oh, and the worst part is that when I checked the Amazon website to see exactly how many crappy pages this sad, slow, horrible death of a book were, I read the words that confirmed my Mary Sue suspicions in the "From the Author" section: "This novel holds a special place in my heart, since the main character, Serenity, experiences many of the same feelings I did when I first moved to England from Canada. Everything seemed so different and strange, yet exciting -- a whole new world of potential opening up. Like Serenity, I also worked as a receptionist in a place where London's wealthy women flocked for Botox, and I couldn't help being shocked at the amount of money they shelled out each visit." She openly admits to the Mary-Sue-dom of the story, and is completely unapologetic about it, even going on to say that she identifies with the character's feelings. Hello!! You wrote the damn thing! Of course you identify with it! This book is entirely predictable. Of course she's going to get the guy in the end. She's the book heroine. It doesn't matter that she wrote a story about him without his knowledge, or that she made him a laughing stock, or that because he went under the knife, (despite having serious reservations on the day of the surgery) he wound up having some brain damage. None of that matters, because they love each other and love will out in the end. Oh yes. That she lied to him through most of their existence together is no big deal, right? Ugh. And somehow, this book actually got a sequel. So not even bothering! DO NOT waste your time on this pile of horse manure unless you're only out for annoying protagonists who wound up getting a happy ending, no matter how horrible a person she is, or if you're looking for the stupidest, most predictable plot line that hundreds of romance writers have followed for decades. SKIP IT!
Book 57 of 70
Pages: 308, read as an e-book
Genre: chick lit, romance
Grade: F-
Would I Recommend?: No. Don't even waste the download time when the book is free. Seriously. Don't bother.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Fearless Fourteen (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
One of Joe Morelli's distant cousins(of which there are seemingly thousands), Loretta, is a bondee that Stephanie's got to pick up. Thanks to Stephanie's good nature, she agrees to take care of Loretta's teenaged son until she gets out of jail. The only trouble is that Loretta's got no cash and can't bond herself out. Then, when she finally is out, Loretta gets herself kidnapped. Loretta's big brother, Dom, is slightly unhinged, and thinks that Loretta's kid is the product of Loretta and Morelli himself, and doesn't like that his nephew is staying in the home of a cop that used to be a total womanizer. Meanwhile, Ranger asks Stephanie to help him out on a private protection thing with him, for a crazy has-been singer named Brenda, who decides she wants to go into reality TV as a bounty hunter, following Stephanie's every move. Also, Morelli's house keeps getting broken into thanks to news that there might be buried treasure in or around it. Just another regular week in downtown Trenton through the eyes of Stephanie Plum.
Thoughts:
Completely silly as always. It was another fun one. The reappearance of Mooner (the stoner dude that Steph went to school with, and who still hasn't grown up, probably because of the stonerdom) is always a fun time, and the teenager, who calls himself Zook, is a pip too. But as I've been saying from early on with this series, you really need to start from the beginning. There's just too much going on to jump in halfway. Or, in this case, six books from the most recent, including the one Between-the-Numbers edition. The series is fun, and engaging, and I love getting my hands on another of these books, because I know it's going to be lots of fun, even if I do sail through them like they're children's books!
Book 54 of 70
Pages: 310
Genre: Mystery, romance, and we'll add comedy to this one...
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: Start from the beginning, and the ridiculous fun in this book will make all the more sense.
One of Joe Morelli's distant cousins(of which there are seemingly thousands), Loretta, is a bondee that Stephanie's got to pick up. Thanks to Stephanie's good nature, she agrees to take care of Loretta's teenaged son until she gets out of jail. The only trouble is that Loretta's got no cash and can't bond herself out. Then, when she finally is out, Loretta gets herself kidnapped. Loretta's big brother, Dom, is slightly unhinged, and thinks that Loretta's kid is the product of Loretta and Morelli himself, and doesn't like that his nephew is staying in the home of a cop that used to be a total womanizer. Meanwhile, Ranger asks Stephanie to help him out on a private protection thing with him, for a crazy has-been singer named Brenda, who decides she wants to go into reality TV as a bounty hunter, following Stephanie's every move. Also, Morelli's house keeps getting broken into thanks to news that there might be buried treasure in or around it. Just another regular week in downtown Trenton through the eyes of Stephanie Plum.
Thoughts:
Completely silly as always. It was another fun one. The reappearance of Mooner (the stoner dude that Steph went to school with, and who still hasn't grown up, probably because of the stonerdom) is always a fun time, and the teenager, who calls himself Zook, is a pip too. But as I've been saying from early on with this series, you really need to start from the beginning. There's just too much going on to jump in halfway. Or, in this case, six books from the most recent, including the one Between-the-Numbers edition. The series is fun, and engaging, and I love getting my hands on another of these books, because I know it's going to be lots of fun, even if I do sail through them like they're children's books!
Book 54 of 70
Pages: 310
Genre: Mystery, romance, and we'll add comedy to this one...
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: Start from the beginning, and the ridiculous fun in this book will make all the more sense.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Hacking Harvard (Robin Wasserman)
Summary:
Three sixteen- and seventeen-year-old boys are the kings of pranks, or "hacks" as they call them. They are all about making a statement by pointing out the flaws in the system. And when Max, the obnoxious troublemaker of the bunch, decides to make a bet behind Eric's and Schwartz's backs, they run with it, even though they think the idea of betting over something is abhorrent. The bet: Get the biggest slacker they can find accepted into Harvard. Along the way, they run into a few obstacles, like a pretty girl that might get hurt because of the bet, a guy that's blackmailing them into helping him too, and a bully who doesn't even remember his prey. The whole idea is that you don't have to be brilliant... You just need a plan.
Thoughts:
Just in time for those crazed about college application deadlines! The basic message of the book is a good one. You just need a plan. The way the boys go about getting their plan accomplished is rather unfortunate, though some bits were rather ingenious. The story in general is not a bad one. But it is certainly not one teens should read and think "Hey, this is totally okay." There's some romance in there, and there's some intrigue. But more than anything, it's a fun little coming-of-age story that was at least amusing enough to keep my attention. Though there were certainly plenty of times where I wanted to slap the boys upside their heads. Definitely an interesting story for teens, though maybe not until after they're out of the hunt for a college?
Book 52 of 70
Pages: 320
Genre: teen lit, some romance
Grade: B-/C+
Would I Recommend?: It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't fantastic. Read it if you've got the time and inclination...
Three sixteen- and seventeen-year-old boys are the kings of pranks, or "hacks" as they call them. They are all about making a statement by pointing out the flaws in the system. And when Max, the obnoxious troublemaker of the bunch, decides to make a bet behind Eric's and Schwartz's backs, they run with it, even though they think the idea of betting over something is abhorrent. The bet: Get the biggest slacker they can find accepted into Harvard. Along the way, they run into a few obstacles, like a pretty girl that might get hurt because of the bet, a guy that's blackmailing them into helping him too, and a bully who doesn't even remember his prey. The whole idea is that you don't have to be brilliant... You just need a plan.
Thoughts:
Just in time for those crazed about college application deadlines! The basic message of the book is a good one. You just need a plan. The way the boys go about getting their plan accomplished is rather unfortunate, though some bits were rather ingenious. The story in general is not a bad one. But it is certainly not one teens should read and think "Hey, this is totally okay." There's some romance in there, and there's some intrigue. But more than anything, it's a fun little coming-of-age story that was at least amusing enough to keep my attention. Though there were certainly plenty of times where I wanted to slap the boys upside their heads. Definitely an interesting story for teens, though maybe not until after they're out of the hunt for a college?
Book 52 of 70
Pages: 320
Genre: teen lit, some romance
Grade: B-/C+
Would I Recommend?: It wasn't horrible, but it wasn't fantastic. Read it if you've got the time and inclination...
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Charming the Prince (Teresa Medeiros)
Summary:
Set in fourteenth century England, Lord Bannor is a fierce warrior, one of the King's best fighters against France in the war, with a brood of children that could fill a modern-day American football team, with room to spare, who needs a wife to help him tame his wild children but who won't make him want to have any more. Willow is a young woman thrust into a very Cinderella-type situation when her father marries a wicked wretch of a woman who expects Willow to do the child-rearing at the tender age of six, who wants nothing more to get away from her vicious step-siblings and children altogether. Lord Bannor's second-in-command in war, who has become his steward during peace, is enlisted to find Bannor a wife. Hollis, the steward, sees a kind, fish-wife looking girl across a field and thinks he's found the perfect woman in Willow, until she drops the apples out of her skirts and shakes out her beautiful hair. But by then it's too late, and they've already struck a deal. Neither Bannor nor Willow is happy with the new situation, and they feud for weeks. Will Bannor ever get Willow to agree to stay his wife in happiness?
Thoughts:
The beginning few chapters stink. It's not engaging, or all that interesting. No one can say what they mean or discover what their purposes are with each other. But then the feud between Bannor (and his men) and Willow (and Bannor's children) begins, and it gets more interesting. Willow starts as a character that is so stuck in her meekness and civility that she can't tell her stepmother how wicked she is or her father what a disappointment he is, and winds up being able to speak her mind and fight for herself. Bannor starts as your classic warrior type, and grows to show his soft side, and learns how to love as he should. Not a horrible book by the end. At the least, it becomes more engaging. The first third of the novel is spent developing everyone, with very little action going on except blustering on Bannor's part, and wallowing on Willow's. The end winds up being worth some of the beginning, though definitely could have used a less cliched ending.
Book 51 of 70
Pages: 352
Genre: romance, historical fiction (of sorts?)
Grade: B-
Would I Recommend?: Eh, if you like period pieces and want something easy to read, this is an okay one for you.
Set in fourteenth century England, Lord Bannor is a fierce warrior, one of the King's best fighters against France in the war, with a brood of children that could fill a modern-day American football team, with room to spare, who needs a wife to help him tame his wild children but who won't make him want to have any more. Willow is a young woman thrust into a very Cinderella-type situation when her father marries a wicked wretch of a woman who expects Willow to do the child-rearing at the tender age of six, who wants nothing more to get away from her vicious step-siblings and children altogether. Lord Bannor's second-in-command in war, who has become his steward during peace, is enlisted to find Bannor a wife. Hollis, the steward, sees a kind, fish-wife looking girl across a field and thinks he's found the perfect woman in Willow, until she drops the apples out of her skirts and shakes out her beautiful hair. But by then it's too late, and they've already struck a deal. Neither Bannor nor Willow is happy with the new situation, and they feud for weeks. Will Bannor ever get Willow to agree to stay his wife in happiness?
Thoughts:
The beginning few chapters stink. It's not engaging, or all that interesting. No one can say what they mean or discover what their purposes are with each other. But then the feud between Bannor (and his men) and Willow (and Bannor's children) begins, and it gets more interesting. Willow starts as a character that is so stuck in her meekness and civility that she can't tell her stepmother how wicked she is or her father what a disappointment he is, and winds up being able to speak her mind and fight for herself. Bannor starts as your classic warrior type, and grows to show his soft side, and learns how to love as he should. Not a horrible book by the end. At the least, it becomes more engaging. The first third of the novel is spent developing everyone, with very little action going on except blustering on Bannor's part, and wallowing on Willow's. The end winds up being worth some of the beginning, though definitely could have used a less cliched ending.
Book 51 of 70
Pages: 352
Genre: romance, historical fiction (of sorts?)
Grade: B-
Would I Recommend?: Eh, if you like period pieces and want something easy to read, this is an okay one for you.
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Lean Mean Thirteen (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter not-so-extraordinaire, is given one task. Plant a bug on her asshole ex-husband. But thanks to his asshole tendencies, Hurricane Stephanie whips through his office, leaving his shell-shocked staff in her homicidal wake. This isn't usually news, but Stephanie then has the misfortune of her ex going missing in the middle of the night, complete with gunshots and a blood trail. Guess who gets fingered for the crime. What's worse, her arch-nemesis Joyce, the woman that broke up her marriage in the first place, is not only sleeping with the jerk again, she won't leave Stephanie alone. With Morelli tied up with a case, Stephanie has to turn to Ranger for help in sorting out the whole mess, which could result in a wholly different kind of mess.
Thoughts:
This one was a good one. The whole way through the book, I was rooting for Stephanie and hoping she would be cleared of the murder. But knowing the characters as I do now, I was really not sorry to hear that the ex was in trouble and probably dead. Poor Steph, too, doesn't know what the hell to do about Ranger. She's hopelessly attracted to both him and Morelli, though Morelli's a much more stabilizing presence in her life, and she keeps getting thrown at Ranger, having to live in his space, being expected to share a bed with him, and having to fight the draw this man has for her. It's almost heartbreaking to see her struggle with this whole mess, but then she's really bringing a lot of it on herself with the work she does and the messes she allows herself to get into all the time. The twist near the end, too, is a fantastic one that makes total sense looking back on the clues, but sort of comes out of nowhere. I was honestly surprised by it, and while I won't say word one about what comes about, I will say it's absolutely worth checking this one out, just for the twist. Well done as always, Ms. E.
Book 48 of 50
Pages: 310
Genre: mystery with romantic undertones
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Definitely, though a lot of the anxiety and crazy of this one can only really be understood from reading the previous books. Not a good jumping-in point anymore.
Stephanie Plum, bounty hunter not-so-extraordinaire, is given one task. Plant a bug on her asshole ex-husband. But thanks to his asshole tendencies, Hurricane Stephanie whips through his office, leaving his shell-shocked staff in her homicidal wake. This isn't usually news, but Stephanie then has the misfortune of her ex going missing in the middle of the night, complete with gunshots and a blood trail. Guess who gets fingered for the crime. What's worse, her arch-nemesis Joyce, the woman that broke up her marriage in the first place, is not only sleeping with the jerk again, she won't leave Stephanie alone. With Morelli tied up with a case, Stephanie has to turn to Ranger for help in sorting out the whole mess, which could result in a wholly different kind of mess.
Thoughts:
This one was a good one. The whole way through the book, I was rooting for Stephanie and hoping she would be cleared of the murder. But knowing the characters as I do now, I was really not sorry to hear that the ex was in trouble and probably dead. Poor Steph, too, doesn't know what the hell to do about Ranger. She's hopelessly attracted to both him and Morelli, though Morelli's a much more stabilizing presence in her life, and she keeps getting thrown at Ranger, having to live in his space, being expected to share a bed with him, and having to fight the draw this man has for her. It's almost heartbreaking to see her struggle with this whole mess, but then she's really bringing a lot of it on herself with the work she does and the messes she allows herself to get into all the time. The twist near the end, too, is a fantastic one that makes total sense looking back on the clues, but sort of comes out of nowhere. I was honestly surprised by it, and while I won't say word one about what comes about, I will say it's absolutely worth checking this one out, just for the twist. Well done as always, Ms. E.
Book 48 of 50
Pages: 310
Genre: mystery with romantic undertones
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Definitely, though a lot of the anxiety and crazy of this one can only really be understood from reading the previous books. Not a good jumping-in point anymore.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Plum Lovin' (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
It's almost Valentine's Day. There's hardly anything going on at the bond office, and Stephanie's only case, Annie Hart, is being held out of her reach by none other than Diesel, Steph's slightly supernatural bud. The catch this time around is that Stephanie's got to play Cupid while Annie can't, while Diesel finds the guy that's so ticked off at Annie, he's going after her with a vengeance. Annie's in the "relationship specialist" business, and Diesel forces Stephanie to help the five schlubs that can't find love before Valentine's Day. Most are easy, but one of the poor schmucks is Stephanie's sister's boyfriend, who wants to BE married to her sister, but just can't get to the GETTING married part without passing out cold. It's a race with the clock to get these unhappy people to find their happily ever afters.
Thoughts:
More fun holiday mayhem with our buddy Diesel. You might remember him from Visions of Sugar Plums, the Christmas book from two months ago. He's back, with more vaguely supernatural hijinks to throw upon Stephanie. When Diesel is around, you know there's going to be something fun and holiday-related. This one's fun for Valentine's time but, having read it during September, it's still fun to read at any time of the year. It's a standard mystery, like the rest of the Plum series, but this time the romance doesn't circle entirely around Stephanie. Like the previous Between-The-Numbers book from Evanovich, it's short and sweet, though this one's got a little bit more meat to it. And who doesn't love a happy ending?
Book 47 of 50
Pages: 164
Genre: Mystery, romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Great little read for Valentine's time, though I'd try to keep it in order with the rest of the series... There might be some spoilers otherwise.
It's almost Valentine's Day. There's hardly anything going on at the bond office, and Stephanie's only case, Annie Hart, is being held out of her reach by none other than Diesel, Steph's slightly supernatural bud. The catch this time around is that Stephanie's got to play Cupid while Annie can't, while Diesel finds the guy that's so ticked off at Annie, he's going after her with a vengeance. Annie's in the "relationship specialist" business, and Diesel forces Stephanie to help the five schlubs that can't find love before Valentine's Day. Most are easy, but one of the poor schmucks is Stephanie's sister's boyfriend, who wants to BE married to her sister, but just can't get to the GETTING married part without passing out cold. It's a race with the clock to get these unhappy people to find their happily ever afters.
Thoughts:
More fun holiday mayhem with our buddy Diesel. You might remember him from Visions of Sugar Plums, the Christmas book from two months ago. He's back, with more vaguely supernatural hijinks to throw upon Stephanie. When Diesel is around, you know there's going to be something fun and holiday-related. This one's fun for Valentine's time but, having read it during September, it's still fun to read at any time of the year. It's a standard mystery, like the rest of the Plum series, but this time the romance doesn't circle entirely around Stephanie. Like the previous Between-The-Numbers book from Evanovich, it's short and sweet, though this one's got a little bit more meat to it. And who doesn't love a happy ending?
Book 47 of 50
Pages: 164
Genre: Mystery, romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Great little read for Valentine's time, though I'd try to keep it in order with the rest of the series... There might be some spoilers otherwise.
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Twelve Sharp (Janet Evanovich)
Summary:
Stephanie Plum, almost-average bounty hunter, finds herself the target of one Carmen Manoso, the self-proclaimed wife of Ranger, hottie extraordinaire and sometimes love interest of Stephanie herself. Carmen has found out that Stephanie has slept with Ranger, and wants revenge. Ranger's not around to dispute the claim, thanks to some "bad business" of his in Miami. Stephanie finds Crazy Carmen around every corner for a while. Days later, news gets out that Ranger's daughter has been kidnapped, and Ranger is the police's only suspect. And then Stephanie starts to wonder why Carmen's car, which has been watching the bond office where her friends Lula and Connie work (and where she gets handed her bounty assignments), hasn't moved in days. Stephanie peeks inside to see that Carmen's not in the driver's seat, and there's a body shaped lump in the trunk. Now that things are getting serious, Ranger happens to show up without his daughter, but with a suspected stalker coming after him, trying to BE him. And Stephanie is his next target...
Thoughts:
Really a great story. The stalker/wannabe is always a step ahead of not only the cops, but Ranger too, which is odd for him. This one sees Ranger moving himself into Steph's space for a change, and all the standard concern Steph has regarding Ranger vs. Joe Morelli is there in full force. Their concern for her safety trumps their fighting each other for her hand every time, but it's still always there for the two men, and poor Stephanie just has no idea who to choose. I'm starting to get used to this whole limbo thing she's got going on for her, though for her own sanity, she should probably make a decision some day... We all know, though, that it's never going to happen. Poor girl
Book 46 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: Mystery with a touch of romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Oh of course. This late in the series, though, I'll suggest reading more of the early books, so there's nothing missing when you get to this guy.
Stephanie Plum, almost-average bounty hunter, finds herself the target of one Carmen Manoso, the self-proclaimed wife of Ranger, hottie extraordinaire and sometimes love interest of Stephanie herself. Carmen has found out that Stephanie has slept with Ranger, and wants revenge. Ranger's not around to dispute the claim, thanks to some "bad business" of his in Miami. Stephanie finds Crazy Carmen around every corner for a while. Days later, news gets out that Ranger's daughter has been kidnapped, and Ranger is the police's only suspect. And then Stephanie starts to wonder why Carmen's car, which has been watching the bond office where her friends Lula and Connie work (and where she gets handed her bounty assignments), hasn't moved in days. Stephanie peeks inside to see that Carmen's not in the driver's seat, and there's a body shaped lump in the trunk. Now that things are getting serious, Ranger happens to show up without his daughter, but with a suspected stalker coming after him, trying to BE him. And Stephanie is his next target...
Thoughts:
Really a great story. The stalker/wannabe is always a step ahead of not only the cops, but Ranger too, which is odd for him. This one sees Ranger moving himself into Steph's space for a change, and all the standard concern Steph has regarding Ranger vs. Joe Morelli is there in full force. Their concern for her safety trumps their fighting each other for her hand every time, but it's still always there for the two men, and poor Stephanie just has no idea who to choose. I'm starting to get used to this whole limbo thing she's got going on for her, though for her own sanity, she should probably make a decision some day... We all know, though, that it's never going to happen. Poor girl
Book 46 of 50
Pages: 320
Genre: Mystery with a touch of romance
Grade: B+
Would I Recommend?: Oh of course. This late in the series, though, I'll suggest reading more of the early books, so there's nothing missing when you get to this guy.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Little Shop of Homicide (Denise Swanson)
Summary:
Devereaux Sinclair is a financial hot-shot turned small town shop keeper living in her tiny home town, whose storied past gets her accused by a vindictive detective from nearby Kansas City of the murder of her high school boyfriend's fiancee. Dev hasn't even seen her ex for years, let alone cared that he was getting married to someone else. Her grandmother, whose health is okay but mind is failing, decides to get the neighbor's hot grandson to help Dev out. It helps that grandson Jake is an injured deputy U.S. Marshall, and has the time to spare helping Dev out. Sparks fly when Jake is around, and Dev can't help but love spending time with him, even if her life is on the line...
Thoughts:
If you've read this blog much, you'll know that my opinion of Ms. Swanson has fallen recently, thanks to her other series, with Skye Denison in Scumble River, drastically reducing in quality. This book was not much better. In fact, it borders on worse, if I'm being honest. It was plain from the start that Devereaux was going to fall in love with someone coming along soon within the book. At first, I expected her love interest to be Detective Woods, because it was the first man she was to encounter, but he turned out to be a crazy S.O.B. that no one would want around for any extended length of time (or pages), so as soon as Dev spotted Jake walk in her store, I knew it was going to be him. It didn't help that her best friends told her she should start dating some man to get the detective off her trail, and then in walks a very handsome man whose sole purpose was to help her get out of trouble. Who wouldn't fall for that mess? It was very predictable, even the love scenes. I could tell when someone was about to walk in on them, because they were getting to into the idea of hooking up. Even the "other woman" scenario Swanson throws into the mix was easily figured. Jake gets a phone call- conveniently for Swanson, it comes right in the middle of their first make-out session- and Dev can hear it's a woman's voice, and who does it turn out to be? Jake's uninterested ex-wife. Predictable. Shamefully so. The worst part of the whole book, though, was the fact that it didn't actually end. It had a resolution to the crime, sure. But it ended with a paragraph full of questions. Why would you even bother with that if you were an author? Two reasons that I can see, both equally heinous: The first is padding the word count so that your publisher doesn't bitch that your book was under 250 pages. The second is so your readers don't have to read between the lines to remember which plot holes you left open. I find this one offensive thanks to the fact that it makes us as readers seem like unobservant asses, and it shows that she knows damn well that she's going to be writing more in the series, so why bother ending it cleanly? I doubt I'll pick up the next book in the series, unless I can get my hands on it for free, or very cheap.
Book 44 of 50
Pages: 250
Genre: An even split between mystery and romance
Grade: C+ at most
Would I Recommend?: Meh. It's a light read, easily breezed through in a few hours' reading time, but it's not especially fantastic. If you like Swanson's work, go for it. If not, you don't need to go there.
Devereaux Sinclair is a financial hot-shot turned small town shop keeper living in her tiny home town, whose storied past gets her accused by a vindictive detective from nearby Kansas City of the murder of her high school boyfriend's fiancee. Dev hasn't even seen her ex for years, let alone cared that he was getting married to someone else. Her grandmother, whose health is okay but mind is failing, decides to get the neighbor's hot grandson to help Dev out. It helps that grandson Jake is an injured deputy U.S. Marshall, and has the time to spare helping Dev out. Sparks fly when Jake is around, and Dev can't help but love spending time with him, even if her life is on the line...
Thoughts:
If you've read this blog much, you'll know that my opinion of Ms. Swanson has fallen recently, thanks to her other series, with Skye Denison in Scumble River, drastically reducing in quality. This book was not much better. In fact, it borders on worse, if I'm being honest. It was plain from the start that Devereaux was going to fall in love with someone coming along soon within the book. At first, I expected her love interest to be Detective Woods, because it was the first man she was to encounter, but he turned out to be a crazy S.O.B. that no one would want around for any extended length of time (or pages), so as soon as Dev spotted Jake walk in her store, I knew it was going to be him. It didn't help that her best friends told her she should start dating some man to get the detective off her trail, and then in walks a very handsome man whose sole purpose was to help her get out of trouble. Who wouldn't fall for that mess? It was very predictable, even the love scenes. I could tell when someone was about to walk in on them, because they were getting to into the idea of hooking up. Even the "other woman" scenario Swanson throws into the mix was easily figured. Jake gets a phone call- conveniently for Swanson, it comes right in the middle of their first make-out session- and Dev can hear it's a woman's voice, and who does it turn out to be? Jake's uninterested ex-wife. Predictable. Shamefully so. The worst part of the whole book, though, was the fact that it didn't actually end. It had a resolution to the crime, sure. But it ended with a paragraph full of questions. Why would you even bother with that if you were an author? Two reasons that I can see, both equally heinous: The first is padding the word count so that your publisher doesn't bitch that your book was under 250 pages. The second is so your readers don't have to read between the lines to remember which plot holes you left open. I find this one offensive thanks to the fact that it makes us as readers seem like unobservant asses, and it shows that she knows damn well that she's going to be writing more in the series, so why bother ending it cleanly? I doubt I'll pick up the next book in the series, unless I can get my hands on it for free, or very cheap.
Book 44 of 50
Pages: 250
Genre: An even split between mystery and romance
Grade: C+ at most
Would I Recommend?: Meh. It's a light read, easily breezed through in a few hours' reading time, but it's not especially fantastic. If you like Swanson's work, go for it. If not, you don't need to go there.
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