Summary:
Lindsey is a homicide detective in California who just got assigned the case of a double murder, a husband and wife on their wedding night, in their honeymoon suite, no less. It's brutal, and there's defilement and Lindsey has to fight to keep herself together. Cindy is a young reporter, trying to make it to feature writer. Claire is the city medical examiner, stuck at the bottom of the totem pole in her field. Jill is the assistant district attorney with nerves of steel. These four women band together to solve the Bride and Groom murders, of which two more cases come along, through sharing information and doing the big research outside their usual jurisdictions. Lindsey also has to deal with the added stress of having a seriously debilitating disease ravaging her body. Will they be able to find the deranged murderer before he kills another set of newlyweds before they get the chance to start their lives?
Thoughts:
Really, really good. This really held my attention. I listened as I drove to and from work for a few weeks, (my ride is maybe 10 minutes on a bad day) and there were a few days where I almost was late for work because I didn't want to get out of the car. The story is gripping, and the characters are really well fleshed-out. It makes total sense that this story is fantastic. It's James Effing Patterson. That said, I was riveted, and I'm definitely going to keep going with the series.
Book 20 of 50
Pages: 488, read as an audio book.
Genre: Mystery
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Totally. It's Patterson. He's been a best-selling author for years for a good reason, people.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Bridesmaid Lotto (Rachel Astor)
Summary:
Everyone who knows Josie is telling her that she should enter the Bridesmaid Lotto. The lotto is a contest that gives four women the chance to be a bridesmaid to a well-known celebrity whose hunky future brother-in-law the movie star has just announced that he's single and looking to settle down with the right girl. Josie thinks the whole thing is a ridiculous idea and refuses to enter, though she's always had a crush on the movie star brother-in-law. When the winners are announced, Josie wins a spot in the bridal party, thanks to her overbearing, meddling mother who wants nothing more than to marry Josie off and have more grandchildren in the family. Josie has to deal with her fellow bridesmaids as they get ready for the big day. Rebecca is a snobbish, little-known model, Bobbi-Lynn is a sweet but talkative girl-from-the-sticks, but thankfully Jennifer is a normal IT chick. Josie is all the more anxious about the whole predicament thanks to her incurable klutziness. She even keeps what she calls her "Disaster Diary," filling it with her embarrassing moments, to keep herself grounded as she spends more and more time with New York's "glitterati." Her best work friend makes her his newest styling project, making sure she looks presentable at all the necessary functions, and her long time friend and roommate is completely supportive, despite desperately wanting to win the contest herself. But how will she ever get the hunky movie star to fall for her?
Thoughts:
A tip for those wanting to self-publish: PROOFREAD YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU MAKE IT AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I wanted to pull out a red pen on this book. Thankfully it was on my Kindle so I could resist the urge. One of the worst offenses was when she spelled the movie star's name (Jake Hall) with a 1. It was at the end of an exclamatory sentence, so it turned out to be "Jake Hal1!" I can't even do that when I'm TRYING to do it! If you want to really be respected in the literary world, even in the cheesy realms of romance novels, you absolutely must edit your work. Don't just read it a couple of times yourself. Have a friend proofread it. Step back from your work and read it 3 months down the road, after you've forgotten what you were intending. There were so many is/if/in/us errors, and the "Jake and me" vs. "Jake and I" issues, it was truly distracting. Now, don't get me wrong. The story idea is pretty fun, especially for a romance/chick lit type of book. And it reads VERY quickly. I think I managed the whole thing in a matter of four or five hours at most. But the characters are walking cliches, the plot has more holes than a Dunkin Donuts, and the writing is atrocious. Astor is clearly Mary-Sue-ing her way through this series. Come now, Miss Astor. After clearly stating in your Amazon author bio that at least one of Josie's Disaster Diary entries from each of the three books in the series are real instances from your past, you can't think that you'll hide the fact that your childhood nickname was most likely "Rachel Astor the Disaster." They say right what you know, sure, but at least make it a little less obvious. Please, Miss Astor, stop while you're behind. Thankfully, I downloaded the Kindle version when it was on a free promotion, which looks like it might be a constant thing, as the book was still listed as free the last time I checked, but no guarantees. At least I didn't spend any money on this crap.
Book 19 of 50
Pages: 230, read as an e-book
Genre: Romance/chick lit
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. If you have absolutely nothing else better to read, the book is on free download, and you're not a grammar Nazi, then sure. Otherwise, find something else better that's also free at the moment. I'm sure there's plenty!
Everyone who knows Josie is telling her that she should enter the Bridesmaid Lotto. The lotto is a contest that gives four women the chance to be a bridesmaid to a well-known celebrity whose hunky future brother-in-law the movie star has just announced that he's single and looking to settle down with the right girl. Josie thinks the whole thing is a ridiculous idea and refuses to enter, though she's always had a crush on the movie star brother-in-law. When the winners are announced, Josie wins a spot in the bridal party, thanks to her overbearing, meddling mother who wants nothing more than to marry Josie off and have more grandchildren in the family. Josie has to deal with her fellow bridesmaids as they get ready for the big day. Rebecca is a snobbish, little-known model, Bobbi-Lynn is a sweet but talkative girl-from-the-sticks, but thankfully Jennifer is a normal IT chick. Josie is all the more anxious about the whole predicament thanks to her incurable klutziness. She even keeps what she calls her "Disaster Diary," filling it with her embarrassing moments, to keep herself grounded as she spends more and more time with New York's "glitterati." Her best work friend makes her his newest styling project, making sure she looks presentable at all the necessary functions, and her long time friend and roommate is completely supportive, despite desperately wanting to win the contest herself. But how will she ever get the hunky movie star to fall for her?
Thoughts:
A tip for those wanting to self-publish: PROOFREAD YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU MAKE IT AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.COM. I can't even begin to tell you how many times I wanted to pull out a red pen on this book. Thankfully it was on my Kindle so I could resist the urge. One of the worst offenses was when she spelled the movie star's name (Jake Hall) with a 1. It was at the end of an exclamatory sentence, so it turned out to be "Jake Hal1!" I can't even do that when I'm TRYING to do it! If you want to really be respected in the literary world, even in the cheesy realms of romance novels, you absolutely must edit your work. Don't just read it a couple of times yourself. Have a friend proofread it. Step back from your work and read it 3 months down the road, after you've forgotten what you were intending. There were so many is/if/in/us errors, and the "Jake and me" vs. "Jake and I" issues, it was truly distracting. Now, don't get me wrong. The story idea is pretty fun, especially for a romance/chick lit type of book. And it reads VERY quickly. I think I managed the whole thing in a matter of four or five hours at most. But the characters are walking cliches, the plot has more holes than a Dunkin Donuts, and the writing is atrocious. Astor is clearly Mary-Sue-ing her way through this series. Come now, Miss Astor. After clearly stating in your Amazon author bio that at least one of Josie's Disaster Diary entries from each of the three books in the series are real instances from your past, you can't think that you'll hide the fact that your childhood nickname was most likely "Rachel Astor the Disaster." They say right what you know, sure, but at least make it a little less obvious. Please, Miss Astor, stop while you're behind. Thankfully, I downloaded the Kindle version when it was on a free promotion, which looks like it might be a constant thing, as the book was still listed as free the last time I checked, but no guarantees. At least I didn't spend any money on this crap.
Book 19 of 50
Pages: 230, read as an e-book
Genre: Romance/chick lit
Grade: C-
Would I Recommend?: Meh. If you have absolutely nothing else better to read, the book is on free download, and you're not a grammar Nazi, then sure. Otherwise, find something else better that's also free at the moment. I'm sure there's plenty!
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Knit One, Kill Two (Maggie Sefton)
Summary:
Kelly Flynn's aunt Helen was just murdered in her home in Colorado. They have the man in custody, a vagrant with a history of violence. But Kelly's not convinced. She finds out from Helen's attorney that she took out a mortgage on her home to get $20,000 for some mysterious reason, and the investigating officer tells her that Helen was found with a broken knitting needle on the ground nearby, and her knitting was nowhere to be found. Helen lived in a cottage next to what used to be her family home with her long-deceased husband, which has been refurbished into a cafe in one half of the house, and a yarn shop in the other half. Now Kelly has to figure out how best to handle Helen's home, so she can get back to her life in DC. But she can't even consider leaving until she finds out why Helen needed all that money, and who really killed her, and all Helen's friends from the yarn shop have vowed to help.
Thoughts:
I wanted so much to like this. I really did. But it just didn't do it. When reading a mystery novel, one expects most of the plot to be devoted to following the main character in her hunt to solve the mystery. Sure, you see Kelly finding out lots about her aunt that she never knew. But so much time is spent talking about Kelly's fear of knitting (because she'll get bored/it won't come out nice/but she doesn't know how) and the amateur sleuthing takes a backseat to how luscious the yarns feel and how soft and colorful and if I had to read one more word about the kaleidoscope of colors in the yarn store, I think I would've screamed. There was obviously something that would have happened with the only guy in the book that's Kelly's age, but he's almost nonexistent for most of the book, except when he shows up to flirt with her a little. The book really deals more with Kelly's insecurities and her decisions of what to do about Helen's house and her making friends with Helen's old friends from the knitting shop than with the murder itself. And when the murder is finally solved, the book ends right there. Barely any epilogue of "I'm staying in Colorado." Just "let's go sit on the porch so I can digest this." As I said, I wanted to like this book. I wanted to love it, really. But I just couldn't get past the droning nature of the book. It went on and on about nothing at all, and didn't get interesting (and start really solving the murder) until the last 75 pages or so. I can understand some of the character development with the knit shop ladies, but the book really delves farther into them than it does into the murder, and when it's a murder mystery, that's really not okay.
Book 18 of 50
Pages: 273
Genre: Mystery
Grade: D+
Would I Recommend?: Not really, sadly...
Kelly Flynn's aunt Helen was just murdered in her home in Colorado. They have the man in custody, a vagrant with a history of violence. But Kelly's not convinced. She finds out from Helen's attorney that she took out a mortgage on her home to get $20,000 for some mysterious reason, and the investigating officer tells her that Helen was found with a broken knitting needle on the ground nearby, and her knitting was nowhere to be found. Helen lived in a cottage next to what used to be her family home with her long-deceased husband, which has been refurbished into a cafe in one half of the house, and a yarn shop in the other half. Now Kelly has to figure out how best to handle Helen's home, so she can get back to her life in DC. But she can't even consider leaving until she finds out why Helen needed all that money, and who really killed her, and all Helen's friends from the yarn shop have vowed to help.
Thoughts:
I wanted so much to like this. I really did. But it just didn't do it. When reading a mystery novel, one expects most of the plot to be devoted to following the main character in her hunt to solve the mystery. Sure, you see Kelly finding out lots about her aunt that she never knew. But so much time is spent talking about Kelly's fear of knitting (because she'll get bored/it won't come out nice/but she doesn't know how) and the amateur sleuthing takes a backseat to how luscious the yarns feel and how soft and colorful and if I had to read one more word about the kaleidoscope of colors in the yarn store, I think I would've screamed. There was obviously something that would have happened with the only guy in the book that's Kelly's age, but he's almost nonexistent for most of the book, except when he shows up to flirt with her a little. The book really deals more with Kelly's insecurities and her decisions of what to do about Helen's house and her making friends with Helen's old friends from the knitting shop than with the murder itself. And when the murder is finally solved, the book ends right there. Barely any epilogue of "I'm staying in Colorado." Just "let's go sit on the porch so I can digest this." As I said, I wanted to like this book. I wanted to love it, really. But I just couldn't get past the droning nature of the book. It went on and on about nothing at all, and didn't get interesting (and start really solving the murder) until the last 75 pages or so. I can understand some of the character development with the knit shop ladies, but the book really delves farther into them than it does into the murder, and when it's a murder mystery, that's really not okay.
Book 18 of 50
Pages: 273
Genre: Mystery
Grade: D+
Would I Recommend?: Not really, sadly...
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Murder for Choir (Joelle Charbonneau)
Summary:
Paige Marshall is an opera singer by trade, and very good at what she does, if only she could land herself another job. Between opera gigs, Paige has accepted a position at North Shore High, as the director of their top glee club, Music in Motion. During their summer choir camp, which is a week-long gearing-up for the choir members and directors where they start learning basic choreography and music for the season, one of the rival glee clubs' directors is murdered, and one of Paige's students is arrested for the crime. She can't believe that the boy did it and takes it upon herself to start her own investigation, which leads her to becoming the killer's next target.
Thoughts:
Solid plot, fun characters, and a light-hearted writing style come together in this first book of a new series, both for me and for the world at large. Charbonneau started the series last year, and has gotten two books into it so far, and I'm hoping she'll have plenty more where this came from. (After a quick web search, she's already through with the second revision of the third in the series. Awesome!) Paige is a strong character, with plenty of spunk and a great personality. The cop is hunky (as usual in these books!) and the friends are great characters too! I won't lie, I called the murderer early, as well as a few other plot details, but there were plenty that were a surprise too. My other half actually stumbled upon the series on a visit to Barnes and Noble recently, and I couldn't deny getting the first in the series. My lack of restraint payed off. I'll definitely be looking into more from this author. She's got a fun voice, and can spin the story just right, so that you don't care that you've figured it out already. It's fun to see all the in-betweens. So getting my hands on other stuff from Charbonneau. Try not to hate me for it!
Book 17 of 50
Pages:
Genre: Mystery/romance/chick lit with a dash of comedy for good luck!
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Heck yes. Jump in while it's still young, and we can enjoy it together!
Paige Marshall is an opera singer by trade, and very good at what she does, if only she could land herself another job. Between opera gigs, Paige has accepted a position at North Shore High, as the director of their top glee club, Music in Motion. During their summer choir camp, which is a week-long gearing-up for the choir members and directors where they start learning basic choreography and music for the season, one of the rival glee clubs' directors is murdered, and one of Paige's students is arrested for the crime. She can't believe that the boy did it and takes it upon herself to start her own investigation, which leads her to becoming the killer's next target.
Thoughts:
Solid plot, fun characters, and a light-hearted writing style come together in this first book of a new series, both for me and for the world at large. Charbonneau started the series last year, and has gotten two books into it so far, and I'm hoping she'll have plenty more where this came from. (After a quick web search, she's already through with the second revision of the third in the series. Awesome!) Paige is a strong character, with plenty of spunk and a great personality. The cop is hunky (as usual in these books!) and the friends are great characters too! I won't lie, I called the murderer early, as well as a few other plot details, but there were plenty that were a surprise too. My other half actually stumbled upon the series on a visit to Barnes and Noble recently, and I couldn't deny getting the first in the series. My lack of restraint payed off. I'll definitely be looking into more from this author. She's got a fun voice, and can spin the story just right, so that you don't care that you've figured it out already. It's fun to see all the in-betweens. So getting my hands on other stuff from Charbonneau. Try not to hate me for it!
Book 17 of 50
Pages:
Genre: Mystery/romance/chick lit with a dash of comedy for good luck!
Grade: A
Would I Recommend?: Heck yes. Jump in while it's still young, and we can enjoy it together!
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Spying in High Heels (Gemma Halliday)
Summary:
Childrens' shoe designer Madison Springer is late. Her boyfriend, Richard Howe the lawyer, is avoiding her phone calls and Maddie is late. Her last attempt at talking through the situation with Richard begins and ends with him having a meeting with a very dressed-down, un-Richard-looking guy and then immediately cancelling his lunch date with Maddie. Several days later, she still hasn't spoken to him, and winds up searching Richard's empty apartment. Mr. Un-Richard shows up, does a search of his own, and leaves with nothing. Only after Maddie runs into him again does she find out that Mr. Un-Richard is Jack Ramirez, hunky cop in charge of Richard's case, and that Richard was probably involved in some creative accounting, and possibly a couple of murders. Maddie can't believe that Richard is involved with any of that and sets out to prove that he's not who Ramirez thinks Richard is. The only trouble is, Maddie doesn't really know much about Richard, and Ramirez is a total stud muffin. Will Maddie be able to keep her head straight, while trying to get the courage to find out if she's actually pregnant?
Thoughts:
Ramirez is delicious. Maddie is fun, though a little scatterbrained and naive. The book follows Maddie as she finds out exactly how little she knows about Richard, and while it's slightly depressing for Maddie herself, her life is the train wreck you can't look away from. Halliday writes it in a way that you can't help but feel for Maddie as her world crumbles around her. Granted, I guessed as much on a lot of the outcomes of the story, but the story was engaging enough that it didn't bother me to know exactly who the killer was, or how the Richard situation was going to play out. It's a series that I'll be delving into more, as soon as I can get my hands on the books, that's for sure.
Book 16 of 50
Pages: 250, read as an e-book
Genre: Mystery, comedy, and romance, in nearly equal parts
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: YES. It's fun, funny, and it sucks you into Madison's world pretty darn easily.
Childrens' shoe designer Madison Springer is late. Her boyfriend, Richard Howe the lawyer, is avoiding her phone calls and Maddie is late. Her last attempt at talking through the situation with Richard begins and ends with him having a meeting with a very dressed-down, un-Richard-looking guy and then immediately cancelling his lunch date with Maddie. Several days later, she still hasn't spoken to him, and winds up searching Richard's empty apartment. Mr. Un-Richard shows up, does a search of his own, and leaves with nothing. Only after Maddie runs into him again does she find out that Mr. Un-Richard is Jack Ramirez, hunky cop in charge of Richard's case, and that Richard was probably involved in some creative accounting, and possibly a couple of murders. Maddie can't believe that Richard is involved with any of that and sets out to prove that he's not who Ramirez thinks Richard is. The only trouble is, Maddie doesn't really know much about Richard, and Ramirez is a total stud muffin. Will Maddie be able to keep her head straight, while trying to get the courage to find out if she's actually pregnant?
Thoughts:
Ramirez is delicious. Maddie is fun, though a little scatterbrained and naive. The book follows Maddie as she finds out exactly how little she knows about Richard, and while it's slightly depressing for Maddie herself, her life is the train wreck you can't look away from. Halliday writes it in a way that you can't help but feel for Maddie as her world crumbles around her. Granted, I guessed as much on a lot of the outcomes of the story, but the story was engaging enough that it didn't bother me to know exactly who the killer was, or how the Richard situation was going to play out. It's a series that I'll be delving into more, as soon as I can get my hands on the books, that's for sure.
Book 16 of 50
Pages: 250, read as an e-book
Genre: Mystery, comedy, and romance, in nearly equal parts
Grade: A-
Would I Recommend?: YES. It's fun, funny, and it sucks you into Madison's world pretty darn easily.
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